What better way to start Modlin tours than fly 3 and a half hours from Brisbane, jump in a Mitsubishi Challenger, have a 9 and 5 year old in the car with you, and drive 5 hours to Uluru. You get a driver who is willing to debate you on any topic, 2 boys begging their father to turn on the DVD, and hear the father tell his sons, "I know you are hungry, but you will not die!!!" The two young fellas obviously love having their photo...it only takes about 4 shots to get one that looks anything remotely "normal".
On a Modlin tour, depending on the time of year, you can get caught in a traffic jam at the Old Timers Fete, and fight off the old ladies trying to get their fill of cakes, scones and knitted teapot covers. Your female host, Belinda, obviously looks impressed about the whole adventure, and your 9 year old host, Kurtis, is wondering why he had to pay $2 to have a go of putting balls into the mouths of clowns and only win a 50c slinky, which incidentally was broken only a couple of hours later.
Be impressed by Uluru. You just have to learn to get the famous rock in the background and have your 5 year old host, Elijah, hold the camera steady. We won't say what he had to do in the bushes just to the left of Colin, we will keep that story for his 21st.
A great looking shot of your host of Modlin tours. Drinks and nibbles at sunset. Just make sure you keep your eyes on the 2 creatures who try to steal all the cheese, dip and crackers while you are having photos. Kurtis and Elijah that is, not dingoes.